resurging | memes.

[crisis intensifies]

BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW! HE THINKS WE'RE JUST FRIENDS! NIE-XIONG WHAT IF HE DOESN'T LIKE ME LIKE THAT!

the right thing to do is talk to him and clear things up, i don't want him to hate me for taking liberties with his friendship!!!

YES HE FUCKING KNOWS YOU ABSOLUTE MORON!

YOU THINK HE WOULD EVEN LOOK AT YOU IF HE DIDN'T! YOU THINK HE WOULD GO TO LUNCH WITH YOU!

[Lord have mercy, Nie Huaisang is about to have an aneurysm.]

He is letting you take liberties because he wants you to! If he didn't he'd have punched you the first day and left you there.

Edited 2019-12-31 15:00 (UTC)

he's just being nice to me!

[and the worst thing is, wei wuxian is deeply convinced of it. lan zhan has barely tolerated him, surely - haven't they fought on the first day of classes? an actual fight, too, with fists and swords - and wei wuxian only managed to mend their bridge through sheer force of will and determination. surely if this were the case, as nie huaisang is saying, then lan zhan would have said something! and he hasn't!]

he probably doesn't even like the fact that everyone thinks we're dating, nie-xiong!

AND SINCE WHEN IS LWJ NICE TO PEOPLE HE DOESN'T LIKE. SINCE NEVER.

He's heard the rumors like everyone. Has he denied it even once. no he hasn't. because he knows and he agrees.

I swear to god, wei wuxian, if you fuck this up I'm sending XiChen-ge after you and i will pray for the rest of your soul.

[wei wuxian types, then deletes, then types again, rinse and repeat until he just gives up and theatrically sobs into his phone screen. where's jiang cheng when you need him? wait no, he'll kick him in the kidneys. shijie! where's shijie!!! she'll know what to do!]

nie-xiong what do i do
he's gonna know that i know when i meet him later

how come everyone knew before i did, this is unfair

because you're stupid that's why

and you just do what you said you would do. you invite him to lunch. you ask to see his bunny pictures.

and then you ask him if you can kiss him.

NIE-XIONG THIS IS A SERIOUS MATTER

i've never kissed anyone what if i'm bad at it what if lan zhan doesn't like it what if he doesn't want to kiss me what am i gonna do i can't just ASK HIM THAT'S SO FORWARD

Edited 2019-12-31 15:37 (UTC)

YOU THINK I AM NOT SERIOUS GET THE FUCK OUT

and we all have to start somewhere. and excuse me i have to ask how have you NOT been forward with him from the first time you met

offering lan zhan alcohol was not being forward! how was i to know he was going to react so horribly, anyway? no one draws their sword at a stranger for being offered alcohol!

nie huaisang i am your closest and dearest friend, don't leave me

if you don't want me to leave stop being so goddamn dumb to start with i literally can't even with you

you broke like a million rules when you first let of course he was oing to react like that at first, but look at him now! didn't he save your ass with the water abyss too?

i don't want lan zhan to be uncomfortable!

and he did! he carried me by the collar like i was a puppy, it was embarrassing! ah, but his arm strength... it was so impressive...

if he's uncomfortable, believe me, you'll know.

OMG GO KISS HIM ALREADY

BUT HUAISANG I'M SCARED

HE MIGHT SAY NO

HAVE YOU READ ANY OF MY LAST FIFTY MESSAGES NO HE WON'T

since when are you scared of anything. you, the great Wei WuXian, the pride of Yunmeng Jiang Sect. Scared of kissing a guy he's already dating. I'm ashamed to be your friend.