[were nie huaisang seeing wei wuxian in person, he'll be witness to his friend going beet red all over.]
he kissed me back! and bit me a lot! seriously, it was like he was trying to scandalize everyone with all the bite marks, i have a livid one high up on my neck. and...
well. i was right about the famed gusu lan arm strength.
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I'LL DIE FIRST
BUT I WILL KISS HIM
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and report back when it's done.
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that's it i'm leaving im done im going home
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don't worry they end up kissing
eventually]
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lan zhan has a scary dick.
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how did we get to 'dick' so fast do i even want to know
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a lot, too, so i ended up sitting on him when we were kissing and then things just happened
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ok what things tell me more.
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he kissed me back! and bit me a lot! seriously, it was like he was trying to scandalize everyone with all the bite marks, i have a livid one high up on my neck. and...
well. i was right about the famed gusu lan arm strength.
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wear a scarf. it'll look even more like you want to hide something
oooooh you can't just say that and leave me hanging now.
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do i want to give old man qiren a heart attack
i mean he has it out for me but i don't want him to qi deviate
and look
i know now that wall sex is not too great if the wall isn't smooth
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...... wow, you guys went from 0 to 100 really quickly.
do you believe me now
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and yeah i'm really surprised, he really likes me a lot? i can't believe it.
i'm still waiting for the punchline, honestly
what if he just wanted to shut me up?
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wei wuxian
do you seriously believe Lan WangJi would put his tongue down someone's throat and his dick up their asses just to shut them up
do you
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i can't answer that seriously
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