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[wobuzhidao]

[why is this not facetiming.]

wear a scarf. it'll look even more like you want to hide something

oooooh you can't just say that and leave me hanging now.

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[ because he's still in bed!!! ]

do i want to give old man qiren a heart attack

i mean he has it out for me but i don't want him to qi deviate

and look

i know now that wall sex is not too great if the wall isn't smooth

[wobuzhidao]

when do you NOT want to give the old man a heart attack

...... wow, you guys went from 0 to 100 really quickly.

do you believe me now

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if he dies then lan zhan will be sad and i don't want lan zhan to be sad!

and yeah i'm really surprised, he really likes me a lot? i can't believe it.

i'm still waiting for the punchline, honestly

what if he just wanted to shut me up?

[wobuzhidao]

wei ying

wei wuxian

do you seriously believe Lan WangJi would put his tongue down someone's throat and his dick up their asses just to shut them up

do you

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i don't know what lan zhan thinks half the time

i can't answer that seriously

[wobuzhidao]

you are hopeless i am firing you as my friend effective immediately get your stuff and get out.

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I WAS BEING HONEST

[wobuzhidao]

YOURE FIRED GET OUT