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[wei wuxian mulls over the question, as he munches on some more fries with the grace of a newborn gazelle. some bits fall out of his mouth, in fact. it's all very gross.]
I could cook-- [he starts, but the look on jiang cheng's face makes him swiftly decide against it.] Or we could eat out! I'll even pay for my own food this time, I swear!
[he pats his pockets, just to check if his wallet is there. thankfully, he hasn't lost it.]
You can even choose where we eat, if you want. I know you've been looking for an excuse to go to that new restaurant downtown, but you also hate talking to waitstaff every time. [it's not because jiang cheng is mean-spirited, of course; he just gets... impatient, sometimes. and his very intense face can give even the most seasoned waiter some hesitance. wei wuxian hums.] What are you in the mood for, Jiang Cheng?
I could cook-- [he starts, but the look on jiang cheng's face makes him swiftly decide against it.] Or we could eat out! I'll even pay for my own food this time, I swear!
[he pats his pockets, just to check if his wallet is there. thankfully, he hasn't lost it.]
You can even choose where we eat, if you want. I know you've been looking for an excuse to go to that new restaurant downtown, but you also hate talking to waitstaff every time. [it's not because jiang cheng is mean-spirited, of course; he just gets... impatient, sometimes. and his very intense face can give even the most seasoned waiter some hesitance. wei wuxian hums.] What are you in the mood for, Jiang Cheng?
Edited 2019-12-08 17:34 (UTC)
that's so unfortunate. and your brother is very handsome too.
haha why would lan zhan come after us, he'd probably be happy to get his peace and quiet! i'll miss pestering him though, now that i think about it... ah! why am i even thinking this! you! why bring him into the conversation, honestly!
haha why would lan zhan come after us, he'd probably be happy to get his peace and quiet! i'll miss pestering him though, now that i think about it... ah! why am i even thinking this! you! why bring him into the conversation, honestly!
wow i see how it is. i'm the backup plan in case your crush ditches you to go eat with his brother instead.
i wont say no to food, i just don't want to eat my food while you two make googly eyes at each other
i wont say no to food, i just don't want to eat my food while you two make googly eyes at each other
i didn't say he'd come after us, i said he'd come after you
you're so oblivious it hurts. idk why people say im the one who's stupid when i see this
you're so oblivious it hurts. idk why people say im the one who's stupid when i see this
you're not stupid, though. you're not booksmart, but you're not stupid. and you're very creative! i've seen your fans, they're beautiful! i wish you'd paint more of them, honestly, do you know how much money you could make selling them to collectors? i think it's a worthwhile pursuit.
lan zhan is wonderful to look at, though. i'm glad we both have taste.
lan zhan is wonderful to look at, though. i'm glad we both have taste.
im legit surprised he hasn't strangled you yet. do you also talk about nothing but lwj when you're with him?
you don't need to answer that btw, he told me last time he came to hang out.
but fine, fine, ill come with you.
(also you totally did not deny it when i called him your ctush, gotcha)
you don't need to answer that btw, he told me last time he came to hang out.
but fine, fine, ill come with you.
(also you totally did not deny it when i called him your ctush, gotcha)
wei-xiong.... i wish more people saw things your way. You and xichen-ge are the only ones.
and i agree he's very easy on the eyes but
do you listen to yourself talk sometimes, just wondering
and i agree he's very easy on the eyes but
do you listen to yourself talk sometimes, just wondering
No, no. Cook for us. By all means, cook for us.
[ He gives Wei Wuxian's shoulder a shove, munching down a few more fries before he goes on. He knows the dangers of asking Wei Wuxian to cook, but when he doesn't go overboard on the spice, his brother is actually a pretty good cook. He does want to check out that restaurant, but he's already in a bad mood and having to go out in public never helps that any.
Besides, if Wei Wuxian cooks they can hang out in the kitchen and goof off a bit just the two of them. It's been a while since they did that. ]
Just don't go crazy with the spice or I'm going to order pizza and make you eat the dinner you made by yourself.
[ He gives Wei Wuxian's shoulder a shove, munching down a few more fries before he goes on. He knows the dangers of asking Wei Wuxian to cook, but when he doesn't go overboard on the spice, his brother is actually a pretty good cook. He does want to check out that restaurant, but he's already in a bad mood and having to go out in public never helps that any.
Besides, if Wei Wuxian cooks they can hang out in the kitchen and goof off a bit just the two of them. It's been a while since they did that. ]
Just don't go crazy with the spice or I'm going to order pizza and make you eat the dinner you made by yourself.
well, i am a very sensible person! this shouldn't surprise you, nie-xiong.
and what's wrong with what i'm saying? it's all true! lan zhan is very attractive, anyone with working eyes can see that! why do i get judged for saying things people already know anyway, i'm just being honest!
and what's wrong with what i'm saying? it's all true! lan zhan is very attractive, anyone with working eyes can see that! why do i get judged for saying things people already know anyway, i'm just being honest!
only when there's something to talk to! though i guess it's all the time, because lan zhan is so interesting! the other day he let me see some of his rabbit pictures, and they were so cute! so small and fluffy and adorable, nie-xiong, i could die!!!
AND IT'S NOT A CRUSH I JUST WANT TO BE HIS FRIEND
THERE IS NOTHING TO DENY BECAUSE IT'S NOT TRUE
AND IT'S NOT A CRUSH I JUST WANT TO BE HIS FRIEND
THERE IS NOTHING TO DENY BECAUSE IT'S NOT TRUE
and yet somehow your bain can switch off selectively.
I'm not judging you, I'm just asking if you realize what you sound like when you speak about him. I know he's attractive, and yet you don't see me waxing poetics about it to anyone who'll listen, right
I'm not judging you, I'm just asking if you realize what you sound like when you speak about him. I know he's attractive, and yet you don't see me waxing poetics about it to anyone who'll listen, right
yeah, the bunnies are cute. has he invited you to his place to actually see them?
yeah, yeah, you keep telling yourself that.
how about that. Can you make it one full day, 24 hours, without talking about lwj to anyone.
yeah, yeah, you keep telling yourself that.
how about that. Can you make it one full day, 24 hours, without talking about lwj to anyone.
not yet, but it's gonna happen! maybe even today! you gotta be positive about these things, nie-xiong!
and i'm not taking that bet. i know myself pretty well, and lan zhan is a very interesting person, i'll probably mention something about him without even noticing i'm doing it! that's an unfair bet!
and i'm not taking that bet. i know myself pretty well, and lan zhan is a very interesting person, i'll probably mention something about him without even noticing i'm doing it! that's an unfair bet!
when are you ever not positive.....
alright, then see my earlier point about 'the whole class thinks you're dating'. you are literally doing everything people who are dating do and just not calling it a date.
alright, then see my earlier point about 'the whole class thinks you're dating'. you are literally doing everything people who are dating do and just not calling it a date.
hey sometimes i have sad days too!
a date implies both parties have agreed to it being a date! lunch is just lunch! and we don't hold hands! wait no sometimes we do because lan zhan gets lost in crowds... but we don't share clothes either! wait no i borrowed his shirts a while back and he let me... we don't have each other's schedu-- no, lan zhan has my schedule memorized better than i do...
look
i know it looks bad
but we're not dating
a date implies both parties have agreed to it being a date! lunch is just lunch! and we don't hold hands! wait no sometimes we do because lan zhan gets lost in crowds... but we don't share clothes either! wait no i borrowed his shirts a while back and he let me... we don't have each other's schedu-- no, lan zhan has my schedule memorized better than i do...
look
i know it looks bad
but we're not dating
yeah, no, you totally are. Sorry to be the one to be breaking the news to you, everyone thought you knew.
and i didn't say it looked bad. We're all happy for you two, seriously.
and i didn't say it looked bad. We're all happy for you two, seriously.
[Oh god no.]
OMFG DO NOT EVEN MOVE FROM WHERE YOU ARE DO NOT MOVE DO NOT BREATHE
you are not allowed to go break up with him he will be shattered.
If you do this I will end you myself.
OMFG DO NOT EVEN MOVE FROM WHERE YOU ARE DO NOT MOVE DO NOT BREATHE
you are not allowed to go break up with him he will be shattered.
If you do this I will end you myself.
[crisis intensifies]
BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW! HE THINKS WE'RE JUST FRIENDS! NIE-XIONG WHAT IF HE DOESN'T LIKE ME LIKE THAT!
the right thing to do is talk to him and clear things up, i don't want him to hate me for taking liberties with his friendship!!!
BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW! HE THINKS WE'RE JUST FRIENDS! NIE-XIONG WHAT IF HE DOESN'T LIKE ME LIKE THAT!
the right thing to do is talk to him and clear things up, i don't want him to hate me for taking liberties with his friendship!!!
YES HE FUCKING KNOWS YOU ABSOLUTE MORON!
YOU THINK HE WOULD EVEN LOOK AT YOU IF HE DIDN'T! YOU THINK HE WOULD GO TO LUNCH WITH YOU!
[Lord have mercy, Nie Huaisang is about to have an aneurysm.]
He is letting you take liberties because he wants you to! If he didn't he'd have punched you the first day and left you there.
YOU THINK HE WOULD EVEN LOOK AT YOU IF HE DIDN'T! YOU THINK HE WOULD GO TO LUNCH WITH YOU!
[Lord have mercy, Nie Huaisang is about to have an aneurysm.]
He is letting you take liberties because he wants you to! If he didn't he'd have punched you the first day and left you there.
Edited 2019-12-31 15:00 (UTC)
no, no shame at all
and you're very shameless, we all know that.
and you're very shameless, we all know that.
he's just being nice to me!
[and the worst thing is, wei wuxian is deeply convinced of it. lan zhan has barely tolerated him, surely - haven't they fought on the first day of classes? an actual fight, too, with fists and swords - and wei wuxian only managed to mend their bridge through sheer force of will and determination. surely if this were the case, as nie huaisang is saying, then lan zhan would have said something! and he hasn't!]
he probably doesn't even like the fact that everyone thinks we're dating, nie-xiong!
[and the worst thing is, wei wuxian is deeply convinced of it. lan zhan has barely tolerated him, surely - haven't they fought on the first day of classes? an actual fight, too, with fists and swords - and wei wuxian only managed to mend their bridge through sheer force of will and determination. surely if this were the case, as nie huaisang is saying, then lan zhan would have said something! and he hasn't!]
he probably doesn't even like the fact that everyone thinks we're dating, nie-xiong!
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