you're not stupid, though. you're not booksmart, but you're not stupid. and you're very creative! i've seen your fans, they're beautiful! i wish you'd paint more of them, honestly, do you know how much money you could make selling them to collectors? i think it's a worthwhile pursuit.
lan zhan is wonderful to look at, though. i'm glad we both have taste.
well, i am a very sensible person! this shouldn't surprise you, nie-xiong.
and what's wrong with what i'm saying? it's all true! lan zhan is very attractive, anyone with working eyes can see that! why do i get judged for saying things people already know anyway, i'm just being honest!
and yet somehow your bain can switch off selectively.
I'm not judging you, I'm just asking if you realize what you sound like when you speak about him. I know he's attractive, and yet you don't see me waxing poetics about it to anyone who'll listen, right
he is great, though. his arm strength is so impressive, did you know? he could bench press me easily without breaking a sweat, and this one time he just threw me over his shoulders like i weighed nothing and it was so scary i thought he was going to beat me up when he swooped down! but he just carried me around because i sprained my ankle and he was very nice about it, he even bought me ice cream and let me whine about my ankle. and his muscle, nie-xiong!
lan zhan is very firm. he must work out a lot. that's probably why he's always dressed modestly, so we can all have the illusion of looking presentable.
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you're so oblivious it hurts. idk why people say im the one who's stupid when i see this
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lan zhan is wonderful to look at, though. i'm glad we both have taste.
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and i agree he's very easy on the eyes but
do you listen to yourself talk sometimes, just wondering
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and what's wrong with what i'm saying? it's all true! lan zhan is very attractive, anyone with working eyes can see that! why do i get judged for saying things people already know anyway, i'm just being honest!
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I'm not judging you, I'm just asking if you realize what you sound like when you speak about him. I know he's attractive, and yet you don't see me waxing poetics about it to anyone who'll listen, right
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and well, i don't understand why you don't. lan zhan is an exceptional person, there's no shame in talking him up!
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and you're very shameless, we all know that.
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just keep it up.
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he is great, though. his arm strength is so impressive, did you know? he could bench press me easily without breaking a sweat, and this one time he just threw me over his shoulders like i weighed nothing and it was so scary i thought he was going to beat me up when he swooped down! but he just carried me around because i sprained my ankle and he was very nice about it, he even bought me ice cream and let me whine about my ankle. and his muscle, nie-xiong!
lan zhan is very firm. he must work out a lot. that's probably why he's always dressed modestly, so we can all have the illusion of looking presentable.
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that wasn't an invitation for you to just do it right here right now. i just meant keep it up, like, in general, not in my dms
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crushes? lovers? people you like? WE CAN DO THIS TOGETHER, NIE-XIONG
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but who else am i telling these things to! jiang cheng already punches me all the time, he's sick of hearing about lan zhan!
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WHAT DO I DO
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