resurging | memes.

you do all the talking up very well yourself, i could never measure up, wei-xiong.

just keep it up.

well!

he is great, though. his arm strength is so impressive, did you know? he could bench press me easily without breaking a sweat, and this one time he just threw me over his shoulders like i weighed nothing and it was so scary i thought he was going to beat me up when he swooped down! but he just carried me around because i sprained my ankle and he was very nice about it, he even bought me ice cream and let me whine about my ankle. and his muscle, nie-xiong!

lan zhan is very firm. he must work out a lot. that's probably why he's always dressed modestly, so we can all have the illusion of looking presentable.

wei-xiong, that

that wasn't an invitation for you to just do it right here right now. i just meant keep it up, like, in general, not in my dms

well you should have specified that! i'm not a mind-reader!

did i say i wanted you to do this at me? i hear enough of it whenever we meet, tyvm

you can tell me about your uh

crushes? lovers? people you like? WE CAN DO THIS TOGETHER, NIE-XIONG

what exactly do you expect me to tell you about Jiang Cheng that you either 1. do not already know yourself or 2. absolutely do not want to hear

okay i didn't think that far

but who else am i telling these things to! jiang cheng already punches me all the time, he's sick of hearing about lan zhan!